Daily Archives<h1>October 31, 2014</h1>
Dating Lifestyle

I’m Plus Size, But I’m Not Desperate To Get Laid

Me: Hello? Him: Hey. What are you up to? Me: Having coffee with a friend. You? Him: Oh. You’re not home? Me: No. Why? Him: I thought I’d come over. Me: What? Why? Him: You know. Me: I don’t even know you. You think I’d invite you to my place? Him: Well, I just assumed… Me: Ohhhhh. You saw me and assumed that I’d be desperate to get laid? It’s making sense now. Him: Well, when you say it like…

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